meetmeintheflowers:

BREAKING: Ticketmaster announces it will put remaining Taylor Swift tickets in Wonka bars for five lucky children

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angelshots:

i might be unhinged and have extreme attachment issues but

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zackisontumblr:

fantasizing about my back being cracked like a glow stick and releasing all of my inhibitions, allowing me to feel the rain on my skin

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chcrubs:

Robert Pattinson | GQ Magazine (2022)

photographed by Jack Bridgland

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disc80s:

astoryingray

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goodbyedreamland:

bimbomarxist:

from this ask polly

“You’re like a working breed of dog that doesn’t have any sheep to herd. Do you know what happens to those dogs? They rip up rugs and chew shoes to tiny shreds, and then pace, and then grow depressed and violent.”

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sunev:

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corporatetwitteraccount:

natalieironside:

nathleeng:

natalieironside:

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?

The US is hostile to both human and animal life

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minuty:

“There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen.”

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justsomeguycore:

we get lady president because old man joe had to get his hole blasted. proud to be an american today

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breakaway1975:

he’s not just some guy he’s bisexual

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soph950:

This one is the best in a while

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someonesfavoriteworstnightmare:

lord-of-wolves:

ragabond:

this is a poem

i couldn’t not draw this

the rat poem is too powerful that’s why they don’t talk about it

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